Because this is friggin’ Goat Simulator.Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. Be a camel, or even a dolphin in a wheelchair, there are no limits here (except the 4 playable goats).FOUR AWESOME GOATS, seriously these guys are like they’re from an Al Pancake movie.You can even wear that mask with the American flag on it, whatever that character is called i don’t know, i just write the damn text

More masks - because obviously we haven’t been clear enough.

Buy things - use your easy-earned cash to buy different things.

PRANKNET - The static contract database lets goats pick and choose from available jobs by connecting with local contacts such as Vlad the Crimean, and you get to run his errands.

Beat people up and take their money - use your goat crew to smash & grab, then blast away all your money at Mahatma Gambling, the Indian casino - just like in that Al Cappuccino movie.

In-game physics that spazz out all the time.

MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it.

Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!.

Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat.

Being a goat has never been this realistic. Introducing Goat Simulator: PAYDAY, the latest in goat simulation technology. You've crashed into people's windows with a jetpack, you've hit level 101 in the Goat MMO Simulator, you've survived the zombie apocalypse. You no longer have to fantasize about being a zombie goat in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, your dreams have finally come true! Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.ĭisclaimer: Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat.

You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history. Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. Includes 3 items: Goat Simulator, Goat Simulator: GoatZ and Goat Simulator: PAYDAY DLC.

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